The President did have a war plan

Okay, here’s the plan.

To get rid of Saddam Hussein, we have to have a triggering event like Al Quaeda blowing up the twin Trade Towers in New York. Since we are told something like that is going to happen, we can then plan a “shock and awe” campaign against Baghdad where we drop hundreds of bunker buster bombs with plenty of used uranium to make the bomb casings hard enough to go through thick concrete. We’ll make the Sunni triangle radioactive for centuries.

Then we’ll aggravate the Sunnis by disbanding the army and Baathist party which are their main employers and put hundreds of thousands of men on the streets with nothing to do except throw flowers at us as we roll into town.

Then we’ll aggravate the Shiites by not protecting them any more than the U. S. did during the decade following the first Gulf War. And, yes, we must shut down their newspapers to protect their freedom.

And we won’t send enough troops to provide security of the banks, national treasures, hospitals, universities, and arms caches.

Then we’ll set up a safe zone for our people and build the biggest safest embassy in the world in the middle of downtown Baghdad but we’ll take our time letting our no-bid contractors consider starting to rebuild the electric grid and the oil infrastructure without setting up any serious accountability program. Gotta keep them working to earn their money and pay for their cost overruns.

We’ll have elections so we can get a parliament who will vote to give American oil companies an advantage at taking control of the oil profits.

If all goes as planned, the Shiites will get Iranian help to battle us and, even though Saudi Arabia is providing larger amounts of aid to the Sunnis, we’ll blame Syria. Then because Iran sees us as a threat, they will increase their efforts to get an atom bomb to counter Israel’s.

Meanwhile, we can keep the minds of the world off Israel who can continue building their wall cutting off any hope of Palestinians to have water, an economy, and an effective state. Maybe we’ll get the Palestinians to then support Hamas in free elections which would give us an excuse to further isolate and weaken the Palestinians to make everything safer for Israel.

Next to controlling Middle East oil, we want to protect Israel by letting our military fight the wars against their enemies.

So, we set up a situation where the majority of our troops are caught in a battle (we won’t call it a civil war) between the Sunnis and Shiites for control of Iraq right there where we dumped all that uranium in the blitz and add troops to more than we used to invade Iraq in the first place. We’ll call it a “surge.”

Meanwhile, Iran will get hyper and give us an excuse to send an attack fleet into the Gulf to go bomb Iran’s nuclear facilities which Israel is anxious for us to do. We’ll bomb Iran. That leaves us with 200,000 of our troops plus another 150,000 contract mercenaries we’re paying corporations to provide to stand in the uranium dust, ready to fight the Iranian army while being shot at by the Sunnis and Shiites.

And we’ll make sure that the families of our soldiers have to send body armor they pay for and other things like boots and socks made for desert warfare to their loved ones.

Of course our soldiers are so well trained they can do anything, survive anything, and will not come home in body bags or all broken up requiring long term care which we can’t afford.

There’s the plan. Any questions?