Saturday, May 26, 2007

President's supplemental plan

FYI

Left unstated in the President's plan for Iraq are the following:

Israel will join our troops in fighting Iran and the main battle will move to Armageddon. Jesus will return, take up the faithful in the Rapture, and allow the rest of the world, including the Jews who do not convert, to suffer in the world-wide holocaust along with homosexuals, Muslims, feminists, liberals, ACLU-types, Moveon.org, the educated, listeners to NPR, et al.

Those who understand the subtleties of pre- and post-millenialism will shake their heads at this bizarre aspect of the President's plan, but you have to understand, he is not a scholar of these matters. He just uses what he wants from it to keep his followers true to his cause.

Also left unstated is that once the Iraqis turn their oil over to the American corporations, he may find a way to finally pull out as if we had won a great victory.

And he will blame the Democrats that the victory wasn't greater so he can have all the more reason to use the foundation and library he is establishing at SMU to still hold out hope for the Rapture so his followers can have an enemies list that will encourage right-wing terrorists (largely quiet during the Bush administration because they are fighting in Iraq along side our troops?) to take up arms against America if the Democrats win in 2008.

Even more neat is how the Democrats will have to help the oil corporations with security in order "to follow up on our commitments to rebuild Iraq." Then the Bushites will be able to point out how inept the Democrats are at fighting wars.

There. Now you know. Shrewd, ain'so?

1 comment:

Jerry Eckert said...

Dear Rev. Miller,

Thank you for your interest. I'm honored that you noticed my humble offerings. You ramble far more intriguingly than I do. I get the feeling my occasional readers drops off to sleep so that's why no one comments.

There are two dear people who have also commented on one or another of my blogs. I hope I have not put them to sleep too.

Drop in again.

Jerry

PS Sorry it took so long to answer. I'm glad to have gotten back to you before the secret rapture (or after, depending on which of your comments is currently operative).